My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
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