he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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