She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I murdered the dance floor call the cops
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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