thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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