yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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