My sheets look like a crime scene.
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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