come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Randomize
