I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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