Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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