So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
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