So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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