Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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