If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize
