i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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