I wannas sexs uuuuu
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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