Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
Randomize
