I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
I think people are normalizing furries
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Randomize
