Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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