i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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