is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
i will never coherently bang her
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
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