He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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