You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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