I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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