new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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