YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Do you have feelings for this penis?
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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