We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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