Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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