Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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