What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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