I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
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