I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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