I have demons in me.
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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