Define "chronic" masturbator.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Randomize
