Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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