I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
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