I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
Randomize
