What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
My balls are so social today.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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