Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
be right there i have to get my cape
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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