If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
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