this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
Randomize
