So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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