i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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