But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
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