They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
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