spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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