what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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