p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
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