More tranny stories later!
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
We have so much sex to catch up on
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
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