Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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