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Nicole vs. Life
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
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